Seven simple rules of going into hiding:

-One, never trust a cop in a raincoat.
-Two, beware of enthusiasm and of love, both are temporary and quick to sway.
-Three, if asked if you care about the world's problems, look deep into the eyes of he who asks, he will never ask you again.
-Four, never give your real name
-Five, if ever asked to look at yourself, dont.
-Six, never do anything the person standing in front of you cannot understand.
-And finlly seven, never create anything, it will be misinterpreted, it will chain you and follow you for the rest of your life.